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Boo Hoo

by Aurelio Voltaire

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I’m Sorry 03:17
#1 Fan 03:41
Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the Pirates came To the Vampire club Their leader was tall and snide and slim. He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school And he did something that was Most uncool, he said, “Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape? His name is Bernie Weinstein And he’s in the 8th grade!” Fangs were flying, capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned The number one rule in this game: Never call one by his real name Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed By pointy boots in a rush And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says, “It’s just another night at the Vampire Club.” Missi lost a fang in the ladies room And we all laughed and called her “Snaggletooth!” And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane And he flushed his contacts down the drain There was so much angst after the fight Vlad and Akasha broke up that night While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo That use to be “Father” you-know-who! Well, it’s hard to believe but we’re still around And when we hang out it’s always upside down Dressed in black from toe to head singing, “Bela Lugosi’s still undead!” A gaggle of Goths is a peaceful site We’d do anything to avoid a fight But if you really want to see some gore and blood Wait ‘til the Ravers come to the Vampire club!
Let It Go 03:47


Aurelio Voltaire's 3rd album: 2002

“A NYC Club scenester and comic book creator, Voltaire has discovered the alchemical formula to transform formal, minor key violins and gypsy acoustic guitar into an aural tickle that makes skulls grin and devils tap their toes. Voltaire puts the fun back into morbidity.” – Lollipop Magazine

Known for his satirical dark humor, Voltaire gives love the finger on Boo Hoo: a break up record for lonely hearts with an ax to grind! This isn’t a CD you share with the one you love. This is the CD you send to your ex! Voltaire’s third CD explores the soulfulness of modern music, yet does it within his trademark old world, acoustic gypsy sound. After spending the better part of the last 12 years in a somewhat idyllic relationship, Voltaire suddenly found himself with a one way ticket to Heartbreak Hotel. This led to an album’s worth of material spanning the gamut of emotions of love lost — from bitterness, remorse, sorrow and anger to irreverence, defiance, acceptance and consolation; mixed – of course – with heavy doses of the satirical dark humor Voltaire has become notorious for.

The track “BRAINS!” was used on The Cartoon Network show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mand.



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39-year-old Projekt is home to Steve Roach, Erik Wøllo, Michael Stearns, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Aurelio Voltaire and many others. The label continues to nurture the careers of its select roster of artists.
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